AM DECO: VAPORIZING THE CODE ON A SLEEK ACRYLIC COUNTERSTOOL! COCOCOZY

Four simple acrylic and chrome dining chairs from cb2 surround a small wood and metal cafe dining table. (above)

Call me a translator…

Best friend AM called me today. She is back in New York.

Phone rang and AM immediately said “Hi. Looking at these cute chairs. Soho. Vapor. I need counterstools. Do you have counterstools? Oh where are they? Oh I see them. Thank you. I’ll take three. Put the Vapor chair on AM Deco. cb2. I’m getting them in lieu of getting the other ones. Do you deliver? I am hungry again.”.

Was extremely confused by AM’s syntax, grammar and overall thought process…but then I realized this was AM throwing me another AM curve ball.

I immediately put on translator hat to solve this riddle in the form of a telephone call. It was almost like deciphering Morse code…dot dot dash dot dash dash dash… I decided, however, if some guy named Morse could figure out a whole code that was in the form of cryptic short and long pulses, I could decode the speech patterns of AM.

There was no time to waste…I wanted to respond before the uber smart friend got wind of the fact that I was not keeping up with her.

I repeated each word over and over in my mind and I mixed them up and turned them around and within 2-10 seconds I had it!

Here is the translation of the above phone call from AM:

AM was in cb2 in Soho. She was looking at the Vapor acrylic counterstools and barstools for the kitchen island bar area of her apartment. Instead of spending thousands on the shiny polished metal Philippe Starck designed Hudson barstools she really wanted, she decided that these sleek modern clear chairs were a good and economical alternative. She was speaking to a salesperson and finding out where the chairs were in the store, how much they were and whether they could be delivered. Most importantly, perhaps, she wanted me to post the chairs on Cococozy as an AM DECO! Oh yes, as an aside and due to her pregnancy, she wanted a small snack to tide her over until she could have lunch with her husband.

There. Tah dah!

Love the chairs by the way. May have to recommend to my mother for her breakfast nook.